My mothers ears and my fathers tongue have been spiked and spiced with all sorts of drugs
They hurtle and fall through the abyss, they know not what they say or hear
And so I fail at mathematics, scoring an 18% or so.
And so I cook.
No need for mathematics in cooking.
Besides, as a follower of the hipstur gods, I have no need for intelligence.
We have no need for intelligence.
All we need is food and sex, and sex is our food and food is our sex.
All those tricks in your porn films, those hurt most of the time. Not a good idea to try.
Besides, it is the hipstur way to be conservative and only fuck in missionary.
Your baby is due in December.
Thank god I won't waste my life doing something meaningful.